Let's get some imagination going in here, how about a leprodic hermit crab, claws and legs falling off as it dutifully trails behind you, or a siren pet that makes others drunk wander towards your character... How about a grey alien, goes and analprobes npc's and other crews... Or a moo cow, just moos, and squirts milk at enemy combatants... Wait, I want a Deadmous3, plays techno pirate tunes... How about the Jedi training probe, hovers around and laser zapps anything that gets too close. How about a coconut, just plain old dried coconut rolling behind you!!!...
Your turn...
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