It's a pirate life I want to seek,
I tell ye that much is true,
When it comes to playing every week,
Me fingers be numb and blue!
I may sail solo once or twice,
Alone in me old little boat,
But it ain't because I have scurvy lice,
And I certainly ain't no s****t!
With me son being so small,
I can't commit to games,
And certainly can't always chat,
But ye have my word that when I play, I'll be wearing me pirate hat!
I'd love to meet some like minded kin,
For when I'm able to sail on the seas
I'll scrub the p**p deck, I'll climb to the nest,
As a ship mate I'll aim to please!
I'll hold my own and make 'em scared,
They'll be running from me belly's yellow,
I've had too much grog, that's enough from me,
A long winded way of saying... Hello! Hic
