Flying skeleton...

Yep, you hear it first! And i swear i didn’t had no rum, no grog, no nothing except salt water they forced me to drink when they sank me, yessirs! Ah ok, the facts: i was just out of Thieven’s Haven, happy like a crab in love with my booty when i saw, i swear, a skeleton flyin toward Thieven’s Haven. I mean: he...mmmmh, IT wasn’t flyin properly (i mean with arms...ok, bones moving up and down...you know what i mean, right?) No! he...ok IT, was standing proud and fierce in a plastic pose and he didn’t even look at my sloop for a second...i mean, my sloop! The world famous “Kraken’s Appetizer”...Whaat? don’t be shy, i’m sure all of you must know it so well considering everybody likes to shooting at me...yessirs thankyou sirs! Don’t get me wrong: it’s not i dislike a chat every now and then with my friend Rufus, the triton...but at least, Rufus, just for once, lemme know your sister Mindy! Cmooon...you know me! Trust me! Please...what’s more, please, remember that water is cold and i wanna just talk to her, just talk! What more could i possibly do in that situation? I’m no fish! Ehm, i’m digressing. Yes. Sorry. Anyway, please Rare, take notice of my skeleton because it’s true, i saw it! Thankyou and goodnight. Love you all. Honest. Don’t shoot at me. Please. Ciao Rufus.