Forget the pegleg pedestal!
You’re moving up in the world! You’re not just a guy with a limp anymore -
you’re a Man of Weapons! A Sovereign of Blunderbusses.
Sign right here! Don’t read the small print! It’s just a lot of boring legal mumbo-jumbo
about Krakens and "no refunds". Just focus on how shiny your cabin is going to look!
HERRING (pass me a plaque "prays in stan")
