This game is Pirate Dress Up

We wanted pirate profiles so we could have a second pirate doll to play pirate dress up with. All the clothes are magical and fit whatever size they are put on so it's not like it matters if one pirate is skinny and the other is fat or if one is male and one is female. This game is ultimately pirate dress up as far as any unlocks are concerned. We want to be able to use what we already have unlocked in this games rich history to show off the adventures we have had, and sometimes we just want a different body to put that all on. Not being able to access the first 7 years worth (at minimum, we don't know when pirate profiles are being added) of cosmetics makes most of the roleplay potential of pirate profiles non existent.