Obsidian

  • What if they brought back the obsidian figurehead and cannons as a twitch drop this year?

    And a new obsidian banner in the emporium.

    And an obsidian toaster trinket. With LEDs.

    and obsidian dye for my shorts(under)pants.

    Obsidian Curse. Your eyes become emeralds and your teeth are silvered.

    Obsidian tattoo. It's just green ink of a different tattoo. Actually I really like that one. Or maybe make an Athena version of the Dark Adventurer one.

    Obsidian scars. Like. You just have -uh.

    Obsidian pet. Maybe it's just black and has some silver and emerald on its leg or something idk. Or maybe the same as the curse would be.

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  • You forgot Obsidian Underpants

  • @tesiccl I called them shorts bc I thought that was what they're called in this region.

    Oh wait, I think they say "pants".

  • ...and the big one, The Obsidian Sea!

  • Obsidian Chest of Grogs!!

    10000 servings. You unlock the Obsidian Capstan if you and your crew can empty it.

    It's marked on the map, so you have to PvP while you're blitzed. Also Obsidian Skellies will spawn fairly constantly (worse than Legends Week spawns) so you also have to PvE!

    It's tied to whatever crew takes the first tankard, so Alliances are nerfed.

    You get 1 dubloon for selling it.

    You lose 1 gold for every serving left if you steal it.

    I was going to suggest an emote that involves a chant you chant when someone is drinking a big drink but apparently that euphemism is naughty somewhere lol

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