RIP Quicken Dicken

he was called quick dicken not quicken dicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is outrageous

@fleeni gonna delete my online presence now after that crime

Alas, poor Dicken! I knew him, Merrick: a fellow
of infinite bananas, of most excellent skeletal structure: he hath
borne me on his blade a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those bones that I have slain I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your undead cries? your flashes of rage,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own sword dashing? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to Larinna's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.

Guessing enough people pointed fingers back at them when they were forced to change their harmless ship names.

RIP

Also “ performance issues” brilliant, nearly spat my coffee out.

@pabio-escobar said in RIP Quicken Dicken:

RIP

Also “ performance issues” brilliant, nearly spat my coffee out.

Ya, this was good. Everyone, raise a…. glass to the memory of Quick Dicken!

I guess these things are necessary, but I’ll miss the juvenile chuckle I got every time I saw him standing tall on the beach.

I remember when Pace met him for the first time. He laughed his own Dicken off XD

#RIPQuickDicken

He was a captain, loose and runnin'
came the whispers from each skull
and he was there to kill some pirates
with the big flint on his hip
BIG FLINT ON HIS HIPPPPP😔

There is a petition to bring him back

This campaign needs you now

Rare, bring Captain Quick Dicken back

RIP Quick Dicken 🍆