Merrick told me I've been telling him too many fish puns

  • So I told him I would scale back

    It turns out my worst enemy is fishing related RNG.
    Spent about 7 months checking barrels and shipwrecks because I don't enjoy fishing in games but as I close in on the coveted title I'm left little choice but to put in some time and have my patience tested to snag these last few requirements.
    I'm no stranger to grinds but this one has been brutal. Only a few fish left.

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    Gather 'round the campfire and tell me your fishing horror stories

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  • @wolfmanbush said in Merrick told me I've been telling him too many fish puns:

    So I told him I would scale back

    It turns out my worst enemy is fishing related RNG.
    Spent about 7 months checking barrels and shipwrecks because I don't enjoy fishing in games but as I close in on the coveted title I'm left little choice but to put in some time and have my patience tested to snag these last few requirements.
    I'm no stranger to grinds but this one has been brutal. Only a few fish left.

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    Gather 'round the campfire and tell me your fishing horror stories

    on mermaids those damm skellies

  • @closinghare208 said in Merrick told me I've been telling him too many fish puns:

    on mermaids those damm skellies

    Hidden spring keep became my go to spot.

    Stormfish are a nightmare as I've been doing this solo.

  • @wolfmanbush said in Merrick told me I've been telling him too many fish puns:

    @closinghare208 said in Merrick told me I've been telling him too many fish puns:

    on mermaids those damm skellies

    Hidden spring keep became my go to spot.

    Stormfish are a nightmare as I've been doing this solo.

    nice but those damm skellies are still on mermaids and hidden spring unless you use the spring

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    battlegills done

    rng was a nightmare on the sands
    oddly had less combat than ever at a fort sitting by myself. Had to kill a few tuckers yesterday and sink a couple ships today but it was nothing like forts used to be and I was there a long time.

    I have 3 forsaken left for devilfish which should be pretty chill out there other than the occasional lava bath

    then just the shadows and a few more black clouds neither of which I am looking forward to. I find blackclouds fairly regularly in shipwreck barrels but shadows are so rare in barrels I'm just gonna have to catch the rest if I want this title any time soon

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    Just got back from Hell
    guess it's time to head into the storm

  • Hunters Call, I have NO intention of ever finishing these guys

  • @longbeardfellow said in Merrick told me I've been telling him too many fish puns:

    Hunters Call, I have NO intention of ever finishing these guys

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    I have no choice. It's in my blood to grind

    I got Robert Tepper playing to get me through
    There's no easy way out
    There's no shortcut home
    There's no easy no easy no easy way out

    I'm going the distance

  • @wolfmanbush one of my fishing disasters was spending hours fishing only to get sunk by players right before turning in and losing all my precious fishies. I mostly just fish and sell when I get them while doing other stuff now not outright grind for them.

  • @bronzeinquiztor said in Merrick told me I've been telling him too many fish puns:

    @wolfmanbush one of my fishing disasters was spending hours fishing only to get sunk by players right before turning in and losing all my precious fishies. I mostly just fish and sell when I get them while doing other stuff now not outright grind for them.

    I feel your pain.

    The choice between keeping them on your person and risking a disconnect or keeping them in storage and risking piracy is something the Jigsaw killer would enjoy

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    Glad to have my last nighttime exclusive fish done. Bringing it all together for a short window inside of a storm was a real pain especially solo

    Blackclouds also require a window but I tend to find them on a fairly regular basis in shipwreck barrels so I'll keep incorporating that method. Good luck getting a storm to chase you and good luck predicting them apparently they only chase you for an hour when you don't want them to.

    Shadows are a nightmare. Super duper rare in barrels and rare to spawn while fishing. Problem here is that it's usually dark so all the stormfish look very similar and you don't want to risk not catching one that spawned so it leads to a lot of extra time spent catching the fish of that territory . I feel like Bill Paxton (RIP sweet Prince) chasing storms and dreams out here

    Song choices for the day

    Lost in the shadows -By Lou Gramm

    Shadows Of The Night -By Pat Benatar

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    7th shadow in the books

    Caught this one at the sea dog tavern. lucked out second cast

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    Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
    Engines pumping and thumping in time
    The green light flashes, the flags go up
    Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup
    They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
    Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
    Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
    Their prowess is potent and secretly stern
    As they speed through the finish, the flags go down
    The fans get up and they get out of town
    The arena is empty except for one man
    Still driving and striving as fast as he can

    Motivational song for the day

    Cake- The Distance

    #9
    1 more to go

    Going after #10 with some motorhead

    It's all about the game and how you play it
    It's all about control and if you can take it
    It's all about your debt and if you can pay it
    It's all about the pain and who's gonna make it

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    After months and months of constantly checking barrels and shipwrecks by myself whether it was safe or not to do so

    finding something I needed in a random open crew brig and having to row or swim it to a sea post in hopes I made it there before I got brigged

    Chasing endless storms and fighting to defend my hunting ground over and over

    here we are

    The most difficult and time consuming solo grind I've participated in

    but this is not the end
    it is only a moment to breathe
    the beast is yet to come
    onward

    Glad I complimented the new merchant voyage so much because some random's merchant shipwreck brought me in my 10th shadow
    What a fitting way to cross the finish line

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