"I'm climbing up to the crow's nest!"
[Uses spyglass or Slippery Spyglass emote]
"Everything's fine!"
[Crew immediately gets attacked and sunk by an enemy crew]
A few moments later, on the Ferry...
"Look out!"
"Enemy here!"
[Other crew member uses Feeling Sad emote]
The above illustrates the absurdity of why our pirates place the spyglass to their left eye, which coincidentally, is also the eye where we are forced to place our eyepatches...
