So I took the pirate personality quiz and realized, even though it placed me in the Reaper of Bones, it's highly inaccurate.
First - I don't deal with megalodons. It is a waste of time I could be using to shoot up a ship.
Second - I don't waste my time with loot. That's time I could be using to shoot up a ship.
Third - I don't turn in loot. That's time I could be ... you guessed it...burning down my ship and drinking Grog endlessly at the end of a shooting gallery night with friends.
So what kind of Pirate am I? I don't even raise the reaper flag anymore..get me into the fight. Fire some firebombs, chain shots and put some holes below the waterline.
It's a thing of beauty.
Give chase. Out sail them.
Make them hate life or fight.
Or they lucked out because you found a bigger ship to shoot up.
And should you ever find me not fighting for fighting's sake. You'll find me in my Zen hiding place. The heart of the Hurricane stuffing my barrel with 30,000 gold of stormfish.
But you won't find me there for long. Because I'll see you a mile away and come straight at you.
So, what kind of Pirate are you really?
