With Captain Flameheart's newest assault upon the Sea of Thieves, his spectral head has been a common sight in the skies. Many pirates have sailed bravely into battle against the dreaded Skeleton Lord's forces.
Though one of the oddest encounters occurred early this evening when the self proclaimed "Party Boat" of one 'Moldy Millie' (last year's runner-up in Plunder Outpost's 'Longest Armpit Hair' competition), was witnessed battling the ghostly fleet.
The garishly decorated sloop was seen veering wildly around Old Faithful Isle, blasting at passing galleons until the Burning Blade itself appeared. Flameheart himself seemed more angered at the ship itself than it's acts of defiance.
"WHAT IS THE POINT OF MAKING IT LOOK LIKE A PINATA?" Flameheart's hovering visage was heard to bellow.
"WHY DO YOUR CANNONS LOOK LIKE FLOWERS? SURELY THAT HAMPERS YOUR AIM. AND IS THAT A PINK CAT CARVED ON THE TOP OF YOUR CAPSTAN?"
When the spectral Blade finally went down, the victorious pirate retrieved the floating loot and headed off for Galleon's Grave. When asked for comment later, Millie expressed surprise.
"You mean that cloud skull was actually screaming at me? I thought the grog and raw fish was just makin' me hallucinate again."
(No real point to this. Just wanted to celebrate my first battle with the ghostly galleons. Plus I'm always looking for an opportunity to poke fun at ol' Flamey-pants.) =P
