Say NO to Animal Cruelty!

  • Galactic Geek
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    I have had enough! You pirates have no respect for life!

    The mistreatment of animals upon the Sea of Thieves has got to stop!

    You shoot cats, birds, and monkeys from cannons and laugh! You cut off their limbs and remove their eyeballs to make them look more like you! And those are your pets!

    You starve pigs! You hypnotize and slaughter snakes instead of keeping your distance! You imprison chickens in cages! You cook fish! And you eat them all!

    You're so despicable that the eagles, boars, crabs, and rats have all either left the Sea, mysteriously disappeared, or gone extinct!

    How dare you! 😡

    This has been an official PSA from PAPA (Pirate Animal Protection Agency).

    http://jp1.r0tt.com/l_9f5747a0-647f-11e1-afaa-c16d0c100001.jpg

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  • PithyRumble
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    @galactic-geek

    I'll have you know my Cheeky Monkey rather enjoys being fired from cannons.

    The cats... not so much...

  • Snipper60
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    @galactic-geek Eh, the banana on the stove wasn't my idea. Sorry for the loss of the chickens btw. At least you can sell them to the Hunter's Call!

  • BurnBacon
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    Funny as this may appear to most. Some may see it as a little, mockery to what your going for. (What happening outside the world) Just saying. :/

    Poor taste.

  • InboundBomb
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    RODL!🤣🤣🤣

  • Galactic Geek
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    @burnbacon said in Say NO to Animal Cruelty!:

    Funny as this may appear to most. Some may see it as a little, mockery to what your going for. (What happening outside the world) Just saying. :/

    Poor taste.

    Try not to read too deeply into things. This was meant to provide a bit of levity. 😁

  • jumli7
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    @galactic-geek How did you get my picture!? That's me in the last one!

  • Schwammlgott
    Champion

    @galactic-geek did you try to feed your animals? Notice, that your cat doesn't eat fruits, only meat!

    And most important...meat is the best, online and offline, meat with sidedish meat, that's the way it has to be! 😁😜

    By the way, never shot a pet out of the cannons myself, and never will do that, poor little things

  • ClosingHare208
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    @galactic-geek said in Say NO to Animal Cruelty!:

    I have had enough! You pirates have no respect for life!

    The mistreatment of animals upon the Sea of Thieves has got to stop!

    You shoot cats, birds, and monkeys from cannons and laugh! You cut off their limbs and remove their eyeballs to make them look more like you! And those are your pets!

    You starve pigs! You hypnotize and slaughter snakes instead of keeping your distance! You imprison chickens in cages! You cook fish! And you eat them all!

    You're so despicable that the eagles, boars, crabs, and rats have all either left the Sea, mysteriously disappeared, or gone extinct!

    How dare you! 😡

    This has been an official PSA from PAPA (Pirate Animal Protection Agency).

    http://jp1.r0tt.com/l_9f5747a0-647f-11e1-afaa-c16d0c100001.jpg

    i'll have you know that mr. jack the monkey likes to be fired my parrot not very much

  • FaceYourDemon
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    @galactic-geek eh chickens are so fragile now one hit and they die its just not the same......
    But hunting them with gunpowder barrels still makes me smile.

  • Galactic Geek
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    @faceyourdemon said in Say NO to Animal Cruelty!:

    @galactic-geek eh chickens are so fragile now one hit and they die its just not the same......
    But hunting them with gunpowder barrels still makes me smile.

    You! You...
    You DEMON! 👹

  • CallMeBackdrafT
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    @galactic-geek well now you are Facing your Demon i guess.... 🤓

  • FaceYourDemon
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    @callmebackdraft hahahaha i will think of him everytime i will blow these feathered rats :)

    Yo it was really cool to meet you the other day, its a shame that i was exhausted at that point of the night so i was more passive and not screaming my desires to skin people and use them as napkins.

  • Galactic Geek
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    @faceyourdemon Okay, you need to get your facts straight - chickens are not rats. Their tails are completely different!

    This is a chicken:

    This is a rat:
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Rizzo_the_Rat.jpg

  • RebelRider04
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    I always show my pets love, but my skeleton marmoset loves to be shot from a cannon!!😂😂

  • Galactic Geek
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    @cajunrider04 said in Say NO to Animal Cruelty!:

    I always show my pets love, but my skeleton marmoset loves to be shot from a cannon!!😂😂

    That's because dead things don't care. 💀

    In an unrelated note, I highly recommend you see a therapist. 🧐

  • PithyRumble
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    I prefer hunting with firebombs. Sometimes the meat gets seared just right lol.

    I still think sharks, megs and krakens should drop cooked meat if firebombed. (And they should be able to be firebombed!!!)

    For that matter pondies too lol

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