Sea of Thieves is a Gaming Masterpiece - Thank you Rare & Microsoft & Various Gaming Gods

  • Greaseman85

    I CAN FINALLY HANG OUT IN AN EMPTY GAME WITH MY FRIENDS AND DANCE AROUND AND DRINK!

    Sea of Thieves is the greatest game about nothing ever created. It is the Seinfeld of gaming......well, not really, but you know what I mean. It is the first real game of its kind that has come out, and even puts the former king of the games about nothing, No Man's Sky, to shame. My friends and I log on every day after work to dance around and drink grog in the game! Sure, we can do that in real life, but we'd look ridiculous dressed like a pirate at the clubs and bars!

    It is such an awesome privilege, honor, and blessing to be able to become a cartoon pirate in such an empty world that allows me to use my imagination in such a limited way for 60 bucks!

    YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!

    The potential for this to become an actual game is limitless, but please, ignore all those calls for actually turning this into a real game. Those people don't know what they're talking about, and they don't understand your vision of creating the greatest game about nothing! You don't need them anyway! You have me and my friends!!!

    The only suggestion I have is to discontinue the PC version, no one wants to play with those people. They're terrible.

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  • Greaseman85

    @gloog Oh I'm sorry, did I not praise Rare enough for your liking?

  • Gloog
    Master
    Founder

    @Greaseman85 the irony
    Now it's even funnier.

  • TheSkunkyMonk
    Castaway
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    They paid you didn't they. hahaha its a unfinnished alpha at best hardly a masterpiece. The Sailing is great and the art work is pretty though

  • Greaseman85

    @theskunkymonk said in Sea of Thieves is a Gaming Masterpiece - Thank you Rare & Microsoft & Various Gaming Gods:

    They paid you didn't they. hahaha its a unfinnished alpha at best hardly a masterpiece. The Sailing is great and the art work is pretty though

    No, buddy, it is a great game, the best ever. You're not allowed to criticize this game or Rare!

  • DustyBoddoms
    Ship Mate

    Did this just happen?

  • Kaiosuke
    Seafarer

    Glad to see there are still children getting enjoyment from trying to troll on the forums. Good effort though OP! If it weren't for the hundreds exactly like you whom have done this same type of post already you probably would have gotten more of a reaction.

  • Cyphronite
    Captain
    Insider
    Founder

    @itsmrticklez no I don’t think so. I think a monkey just f****d over at melee island, must’ve been a disturbance in the AARGH

  • Greaseman85

    @kaiosuke said in Sea of Thieves is a Gaming Masterpiece - Thank you Rare & Microsoft & Various Gaming Gods:

    Glad to see there are still children getting enjoyment from trying to troll on the forums. Good effort though OP! If it weren't for the hundreds exactly like you whom have done this same type of post already you probably would have gotten more of a reaction.

    Says the guy with "PC M*********e", the most childish term ever created, in his display picture.

  • Kaiosuke
    Seafarer

    @greaseman85 Says the guy with no provocation whom attack an entire player base in the last sentence of his post.

    Oh and yes PC m*********e, may your frames be high and temperatures low. Cheers matey.

  • Ve111a
    Ship Mate

    @greaseman85 said in Sea of Thieves is a Gaming Masterpiece - Thank you Rare & Microsoft & Various Gaming Gods:

    The only suggestion I have is to discontinue the PC version, no one wants to play with those people. They're terrible.

    LOL. Or stop complaining about crossplay its working fine and as intended. This isn't a competitive shooter its an arcadey one.

  • Lady Aijou
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    Boatswain

    @Greaseman85 As this thread is intended to bait and troll other players, it will now be locked. Please review our Forum rules and post in accordance with them.

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