See, I don't mean anything much, like I wouldn't want a filter for eye colour or anything, I just want like weight/body type, gender, race. That's it.
Ok, so here is why I'm typing this, I wanted a good character, not too special, I just wanted fat chonker 3000 hamburger consumer, I wanted him to be white, have minimal scars, and be young, and maybe not have too small of eyes... Easy, right? It took me 30 minutes to find him, he had some tattoes I could remove easily and I was very happy to find my plain fat white boy, until... the game crashed while I was selecting him. I was devestated... I had to took a break, I was going through stages of grief.
Later, I come back and I think that it should be easy to find another and maybe I was just unlucky that time, I mean, there are plenty of white, fat and young adult men in real life, riight? No. I take another 30 minutes and the only thing I've found close to what I needed was a dot for eyes, scars everywhere, longer nose than squidward's pirate, and also an old fat man who also had scars everywhere... See, I know, the devs don't want you to have your perfect pirate, but like, is mine truly that perfect? I just want a young white male fat pirate with not much scars ..
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