Just a bit of fun! Everyone list the best reasons to throw a pirate into the Brig!
(Greatest System Ever!) lol
If.....
- Ye Does not listen to thee Captain!
While it seems the intent of this thread is to have fun on the forums, the @Deckhands will be monitoring it and if it derails or becomes confrontational, we will lock it.
You do that, you go to the box, you know.
Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know.
And then you get free.
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@jjblackhat a jerk gets drunk and throws up on the helmsman’s face while they are dodging rocks😳 happened to me, just glad I had an accurate heading.. threw him in the brig and played drunken music while puking all over him🤢
@boaton said in To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR:
@jjblackhat a jerk gets drunk and throws up on the helmsman’s face while they are dodging rocks😳 happened to me, just glad I had an accurate heading.. threw him in the brig and played drunken music while puking all over him🤢
lol yea, like that one little guy we were playing with that one night! lol. He sure did listen to his captain after he got out 20m later. lol
Now if someone can just translate this to pirate for me.
@coldasbluessoul said in To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR:
- No mic = brig
- Under 18 (you know what I'm talking about)
- "chills" in crows nest while letting everyone else angle sails
- "testing" the anchor.
- Stealing the wheel and driving ship into a rock.
- Arguing with captain.
- Losing a chest
- Shooting an explosive barrel while its on the ship.
- Dropping an explosive barrel off the front end of the ship.
- Wasting supplies while refusing to help resupply.
Now if someone can just translate this to pirate for me.
So true!
Distraction maybe?
I could confuse them with the concertina and erratic movements to give you time to line up shots, perhaps?
No wait!!
Suicide bomber. While they're trying to board, I take a powder barrel over to their ship and detonate it below decks.
@v**a-hombre While these tactics may very well have worked on the scale test and beta. On the live version the hull of everyship will have goods of some kind. As such defending our treasure will be of the up most importance! Any coward too afraid to swing a sword deserves a quick and ugly date with davey jones!
@jjblackhat said in To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR:
@coldasbluessoul said in To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR:
- No mic = brig
- Under 18 (you know what I'm talking about)
- "chills" in crows nest while letting everyone else angle sails
- "testing" the anchor.
- Stealing the wheel and driving ship into a rock.
- Arguing with captain.
- Losing a chest
- Shooting an explosive barrel while its on the ship.
- Dropping an explosive barrel off the front end of the ship.
- Wasting supplies while refusing to help resupply.
Now if someone can just translate this to pirate for me.
So true!
Ahoy me lads! Do not forget that we pirates have many other ways of communicating! A pirate might have had their tongue cut!
Do not judge so quickly the mutes!
AYE for instance communicate with me crews mostly in a very similar manner that we do on these shores! Use me ol' typing to relay me speech and orders to me crew!
I have a faint voice and cannot be heard loudly enough so I merely type away me sorrows ... Most of the time me crew had learnt the science of reading!
My old pirate wheel was also a fine way to show me compliance to orders!
AYE say change this to :
No attempt at communicating nor showing compliance with the crew should get ye sent to the brig.
For if communication can be established, then it would be sad to miss out on some great adventure merely for being prejudiced about a pirate's physical trait! That'd be against the Code! But then again, it'd be on the Seas so it might just pass ... YO HO HO HO
@coldasbluessoul said in To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR:
- No mic = brig
- Under 18 (you know what I'm talking about)
- "chills" in crows nest while letting everyone else angle sails
- "testing" the anchor.
- Stealing the wheel and driving ship into a rock.
- Arguing with captain.
- Losing a chest
- Shooting an explosive barrel while its on the ship.
- Dropping an explosive barrel off the front end of the ship.
- Wasting supplies while refusing to help resupply.
Now if someone can just translate this to pirate for me.
1-He refused to say aye so we threw him in the brig, savvy?
2-They were but a cabins boy
3-Lazy no good landlubber
4-Daft bilge rat
5-Mutinous swine
6-First mate
7-Glass eyes billy
8-trigger happy pyrate
9-Mutiny on the p**p deck, (yes i know its the stern lay off this s***s hard)
10-Rum guzzling good for nothing guttersnipe