Used Sloop for Sale

  • Genuine Heather
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    For Sale:

    One used but well-maintained sloop. Original owner. No accidents or battle damage! Attractive yet low-profile shark hunter paint job (black) with patched red sails. Variety of flags to choose from. Comes well stocked with 89 wooden planks, 99 bananas, 141 cannonballs, and 3 barrels of gunpowder. Riggings are in good shape. The ship is anchored near the middle of the map and ready for your pirating pleasure!

    Act now and this lovely vessel can be yours for the low, low price of FREE! No haggling, please.

    For details please contact Captain Genuine Heather ASAP.

    PS: Seriously, anybody want this ship? Seems a shame to waste all those supplies. :)

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  • Look Behind You
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    @genuine-heather can I take it for a test drive and give the hull a manly, knowing kick? haha

    I'll take it if you gimme 2 mins to fire up

  • Genuine Heather
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    @triheadedmonkey Absolutely. You can even kick the tires. :)

  • Look Behind You
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    @genuine-heather wait...it has tires?! sounds like an added bonus! :D

  • Genuine Heather
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    @triheadedmonkey Hahah! Glad it worked out. Enjoy your plundering!

  • Look Behind You
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    slightly more used, 2 (reasonably careful) previous owners, 106 Cannon Balls, 90 planks, and 95 ish 'nannas.....oh and 5/6 boom booms decorating The Monkey Tower.

    Done me a good 'un for three hours but will scuttle

    Free to a good pirate
    tried to help out another sloop by letting them loot it but fear I may have done more harm than good... apologies

  • Genuine Heather
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    @triheadedmonkey Oh, well. Thanks for trying. It's too bad we couldn't have kept it going a while. I wonder how long we could keep a well-maintained used sloop in the world? Hmm...

  • Look Behind You
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    @genuine-heather they did end up having the resources from it, I think I might have blown them up whilst (what I thought was) helping by taking out a skeleton horde that was chasing them on an Island....forgot about the gunpowder....but they left happy, full of supplies and even offered me a Skull as a thank you! I declined

  • Sshteeve
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    This thread made me smile! thanks for @Genuine-Heather for even thinking of this little format and @triheadedmonkey for taking up her offer!

    Be careful when kicking boats to test them though - you might just knock a well-placed plank out by accident! #leakybutfloats

  • LucianSanchez82
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    @genuine-heather I'll give you two shekels for it.

  • Look Behind You
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    @sshteeve haha apparently my equivalent to kicking it was to sail it directly into the nearest rock.....

    I swear, I have played the game before, honest!

    It ended up with a few more patches than I inherited it with, but it served me well for nearly 4 hours. Even managed to pick up some Exploder commendations and a few extra faction levels :)

  • PirateCraggy
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    @genuine-heather

    My bid is 1 Dollar... do I hear any advance?..........
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  • Sshteeve
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    @piratecraggy said in Used Sloop for Sale:

    @genuine-heather

    My bid is 1 Dollar... do I hear any advance?..........
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    Tree Fiddy?

  • PirateCraggy
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    @sshteeve
    I raise your Tree Fiddy...
    4 Dollar... :-)
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  • Sshteeve
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    @piratecraggy what about...
    a brass paperclip
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    2 red buttons
    http://www.suitbutton.com/v/vspfiles/photos/D-330640-2.jpg

    and a used match?
    https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/used-match-picture-id184077169?k=6&m=184077169&s=612x612&w=0&h=IzW_pB3F30gBxbN4hko0yhhF_F8XurKJ7n4JuMtvuaY=

  • PirateCraggy
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    @sshteeve
    Wow.... the bidding is heating up...... that's a paper clip & a half alone!!!!
    Fancy paper clip, the buttons, & the match..... hhhmmmmm.....

    ........I counter your offer with a Nicolas Cage Pillow !
    ( I am not sure whether it has any value ).... :-)

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  • purplemajic
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    I bid my sunken sloop that had all barrels full to 100. It’s on the West side of Keel Haul Fort. Darn cannon skellies ain’t no joke at that fort.

  • AwesomecoreUSA
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    @piratecraggy said in Used Sloop for Sale:

    @sshteeve
    Wow.... the bidding is heating up...... that's a paper clip & a half alone!!!!
    Fancy paper clip, the buttons, & the match..... hhhmmmmm.....

    ........I counter your offer with a Nicolas Cage Pillow !
    ( I am not sure whether it has any value ).... :-)

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    This be truly terrifying...

  • Genuine Heather
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    @longingfern4785 said in Used Sloop for Sale:

    @genuine-heather said in Used Sloop for Sale:

    For Sale:

    One used but well-maintained sloop. Original owner. No accidents or battle damage! Attractive yet low-profile shark hunter paint job (black) with patched red sails. Variety of flags to choose from. Comes well stocked with 89 wooden planks, 99 bananas, 141 cannonballs, and 3 barrels of gunpowder. Riggings are in good shape. The ship is anchored near the middle of the map and ready for your pirating pleasure!

    Act now and this lovely vessel can be yours for the low, low price of FREE! No haggling, please.

    For details please contact Captain Genuine Heather ASAP.

    PS: Seriously, anybody want this ship? Seems a shame to waste all those supplies. :)

    [Mod edited]

    Uh, okay?

  • Jacknife Wilson
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    reminds me of this

  • Genuine Heather
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    @blooddoll22 Great, now I'm never going to get that song out of my head...

  • Lady Aijou
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    @LongingFern4785 Please refrain from being disrespectful of your fellow pirates, as it is a violation of our Forum rules. Your post has been removed accordingly.

  • Morganfr33man42
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    @genuine-heather hmm, this ship may make a fine addition to the Sanctuary Outpost National Guard!

  • Chaos217
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    @piratecraggy that pillow is the greatest thing I have ever seen! I know I'm derailing the thread somewhat but I must know where you got it!

  • Dabba87
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    @genuine-heather

    One quarter portion

  • Jacknife Wilson
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    @genuine-heather play it again sam!

  • Boxcar Squidy
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    Is this one of those Cursed Sales that were recently announced?

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