I LIKE MY TREASURE LIKE I LIKE MY BABY STEAKS, RARRRRRRE

  • FaceYourDemon
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    A poetry of a pirate who lost his sanity due to dare to open his crew

    LOOKS LIKE MEAT BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

    HOW CAN I SNAP YOUR NECK IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE

    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    YOU LOOK DUMMY
    CAN I SHOVE MY BLUNDERBASS INTO YOU

    (Boarding on an enemy ship) HOUSE KEEPING
    (Someone in the arena asked me why do i keep killing them)
    IM HERE TO SHANK AND SMILE
    (Blowing someone's ship with a mega barrel)
    MODERN ART!

    NOBODY KILLS ME BUT ME!

    STRIP THE FLESH SALT THE WOUNDS!

    YOU'RE FAMILY IS NEXT
    MORE MEAT FOR THE GRINDER

    It is the last time im going to try random open crews....
    This is a poet of uh.. frustrated pirate.

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  • Ironuzuka
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    Open crews are the best though!

  • FaceYourDemon
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    @ironuzuka SILENT LIITLE MAN!
    YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

  • KnifeLife
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    I don’t know what I just read... but it sounds like my kind of session!

    The fact you quoted Lotr first just sold me.

  • Ironuzuka
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    @faceyourdemon I know more than you may think. I never had a fixed crew and also never solo slooped.
    Grinded to legend mainly in open crews :D

  • FaceYourDemon
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    @ironuzuka I'M SO HAPPY I COULD KILL YOU!
    (Grinded mainly to pirate legend with open crews)
    ME TOO LITTLE MAN

  • Clumsy George
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    @faceyourdemon
    Wait , Mr Faceyerdemon, when was that…? i have a problem with memorizing and i use " Looks like meat is back on the menu boys " often , but those other things…? This wasn't me ,was it ? We played before ,i remember that but can't remember what i said ...Oh ,wait , i understand , he boarded you , yes ? Can't be me , i don't board as first and never use a lot of noise untill i dropped the anchor , after that i live for two more seconds before they dump me on a Ferry ;-)

  • FaceYourDemon
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    @clumsy-george I WILL BOOK YOUR APPOINTMENT WITH THE FERRYMAN AT 14:00
    All mine but i remember great times with you
    AND ITS Mr Pride

  • Clumsy George
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    @faceyourdemon
    no no no , delete the name or you get warned ...i'm serious , put the name away before the Moderators see it , Sir...i'm glad it wasn't me , then my memory was completely rotten ( * Oi, George you moron, the only thing rotten in here is yer breath , did a rat died there three weeks ago, Pfew Old Man , and you are just at the start of yer demise...fool)

  • FaceYourDemon
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    @clumsy-george (Smelling your mouth) SMELLS LIKE HOME!
    ( HOUSE KEEPING is the dreaded sentence you want to avoid its means that i have boarded your ship)

  • Musicmee
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    What is happening here?!?!?!

    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IckyMixedBlacklemur-size_restricted.gif

  • FaceYourDemon
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    @musicmee CAN I PARK MY BICYCLE HERE?!

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  • KnifeLife
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    @musicmee said in I LIKE MY TREASURE LIKE I LIKE MY BABY STEAKS, RARRRRRRE:

    What is happening here?!?!?!

    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IckyMixedBlacklemur-size_restricted.gif

    I think someone has been smoking the ancient bone dust... 😂🤷‍♂️

  • ClosingHare208
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    @faceyourdemon said in I LIKE MY TREASURE LIKE I LIKE MY BABY STEAKS, RARRRRRRE:

    A poetry of a pirate who lost his sanity due to dare to open his crew

    LOOKS LIKE MEAT BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

    HOW CAN I SNAP YOUR NECK IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE

    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    YOU LOOK DUMMY
    CAN I SHOVE MY BLUNDERBASS INTO YOU

    (Boarding on an enemy ship) HOUSE KEEPING
    (Someone in the arena asked me why do i keep killing them)
    IM HERE TO SHANK AND SMILE
    (Blowing someone's ship with a mega barrel)
    MODERN ART!

    NOBODY KILLS ME BUT ME!

    STRIP THE FLESH SALT THE WOUNDS!

    YOUR FAMILY NEXT
    MORE MEAT FOR THE GRINDER

    It is the last time im going to try random open crews....
    This is a poet of uh.. frustrated pirate.

    i under stand your pain don't worry be happy in your own way

  • ClosingHare208
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    @knifelife said in I LIKE MY TREASURE LIKE I LIKE MY BABY STEAKS, RARRRRRRE:

    @musicmee said in I LIKE MY TREASURE LIKE I LIKE MY BABY STEAKS, RARRRRRRE:

    What is happening here?!?!?!

    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IckyMixedBlacklemur-size_restricted.gif

    I think someone has been smoking the ancient bone dust... 😂🤷‍♂️

    lol YES!

  • ClosingHare208
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    @clumsy-george said in I LIKE MY TREASURE LIKE I LIKE MY BABY STEAKS, RARRRRRRE:

    nice meme mate

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