So the idea is pretty simple.
Rare has had toilets in their games as this exceptionnal article will demonstrate:
I think we need toilets in game and in order to get the discussion going here are how I think it should be done.
I would also like to acknowledge the Official SoT Discord community for their input and uwavering support to this idea!
Where ?
At outposts.
What ?
Simple wooden hut much like Shrek's but respecting the architecture of the outposts buildings.
Why ?
For fun and because as the the title states: can't hold it anymore.
How ?
Have it so that it is an item you can interact with but only for a limited amount of time (15 seconds or something). Like the ladders or sails, etc ...
Have it so that you can't really spam it either (dunno if that would be easy to do though).
The idea is that if there is a queue, it not be too long. Practical thinking!
Bonus:
Let's have a wheel chat with specific stuff like:
"it's getting stormy in here"
"haha burying treasure, if you know what I mean ..."
"That uncooked meat sure did a lot of damages"
"Sure hope the Kraken doesn't find it's way up this hole"
"Busy, taking care of business"
"Gnnnnnnnn"
FAQ
Can I take damage or die on the toilet ?
No, toilet break is sacred. Killing or damaging someone on the toilet is a grave offense. There should be a line added to the pirate code for that kind of sin. But, once you are out of the toilet, anything goes.
Can I play with my excrements ?
I would argue for it, but I don't think it would be very sanitary. So no for now.
Why can't we have toilets on our boats ?
No need, just do it overboard. But I guess we can have them built later on for extra comfort.
TL;DR:
Toilets at every outposts.