Potty dance emote the update before they add toilets!

Personally I'd prefer to just be able to dig a hole in the ground if I need to go in game lol.

can we have conker sitting on a toilet figurehead?:D,and dont forget the cigar

If we get a pet, they should have tiny toilets for them too!!!

@surveyorpete said in Please add much needed Toilets, my pirate can't hold it anymore.:

At the risk of violating the NDA: watch out soon for a new Bilge Rat adventure : Black Water runs.

lol yes

At the risk of violating the NDA: watch out soon for a new Bilge Rat adventure : Black Water runs.

@galactic-geek said in Please add much needed Toilets, my pirate can't hold it anymore.:

Why are we even discussing this when there's already an ocean of possibilities?
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lol yes

Why are we even discussing this when there's already an ocean of possibilities?
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We’ve been using Wanda’s secret lab, the cave at Devil’s Ridge, and the fort at Old Faithful. I wouldn’t mind something more sanitary. I don’t see why anyone would be against this idea. Ignoring this problem could have a serious impact on the game’s environment.

@ironuzuka said in Please add much needed Toilets, my pirate can't hold it anymore.:

Guys, you are suggesting options for when at sea, I'm talking toilets for at the outposts.

There is a bowsprit at Galleon's Grave :) The trick is to aim for the chimney of the tavern (and with a bit of wind persons leaving the tavern ...)

@lord-budstep Your comment has been duly noted. Thank you for your contribution.

Can you stop bumping your own thread ? Its a month old and I keep seeing this in the "recent posts" section. You bumped it 5 days ago (the post before yours was made 21 days ago) and you did it again 3 hours ago. Just stop. Also it is against forum rules.

dont listen to this man, he is crazy ;)

Guys, you are suggesting options for when at sea, I'm talking toilets for at the outposts.

Just go out on the bowsprit...

Head (watercraft) - Wikipedia

Uh...no. Just no. I don't think we need this level of "realism" in Sea of Thieves. This isn't what I'd consider a "fun idea." Just a smelly one. LOL...

Nevertheless, here's some related information some may find interesting:

"The seamen either climbed onto the leeward channels (platforms along the ship’s side for spreading the rigging) and urinated into the sea, or went forward to the beakhead or “heads.” On the wooden structure overhanging the bows of the ship would be two or three boxes with holes in them. The seamen sat on the boxes, or “seats of easement” as they were called, and defecated through the hole into the water below. On smaller ships without a beakhead, the heads were inboard and the waste was discharged through a pipe in the ship’s side."

Excerpt from Under the Black Flag: The Romance and the Reality of Life Among the Pirates (p. 69). by David Cordingly

@coffeelight5545 I doubt quoting historical sources for Sea of Thieves is very relevant.
But I noted your firm disbelief in this idea.
Me, on the contrary I do believe the game needs more fun ideas.
I doubt adding toilets would kill the game. A game killed by toilets is not a very strong game to start with.

One day I am sure you will come to realize the genius this idea possess and I would be honored to welcome you amongst our ranks!

@ironuzuka

There were no toilets in the Golden age of Piracy. I’m aware that skeletons are unrealistic but they serve a purpose in this game. This stupid idea serves no purpose. I sincerely hope Rare never adds this idea into the game. Last thing we need is a game killing idea

@coffeelight5545 Which is why we need it so much!
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
NO LIMIT!

@ironuzuka

This is literally the stupidest idea I have ever heard. We need cosmetics and events that we can do. It’s almost as stupid as the shanties and the instruments.

A bit old and also fake but still, the idea is there!

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I would love for similar feature to be added! If we can't get the actual toilets, why not just annouce you are going there.

Could add a flushing feature, not sure how it would work, but seeing the beautiful water from sea of thieves in a toilet bowl would be great!

Great read:

Nov 21, 2016  /  Game Development

What virtual toilets can teach us about the art of game design

Lifting the lid on a bog standard feature.