I stole these chests for you,
a bottle of rum
I killed your bounties too,
a bottle of rum

The Pirate Lord we bring,
a bottle of rum
Athena's Chests that sing,
a bottle of rum,
bottle of rum,
bottle of rum

Grog to honor him
a bottle of rum,
When we come.

Rum, rum, rum, rum,
a bottle of
Rum, rum, rum, rum,
a bottle of
Rum, rum, rum, rum,
a bottle of
Rum, rum, rum, rum, yum

Pirate legend,
a bottle of rum
I am a Legend too,
a bottle of rum

I have more chests to bring,
a bottle of rum
To make Athene's sing,
a bottle of rum,
bottle of rum,
bottle of rum

Shall I join your crew,
a bottle of rum
bottle of rum,
rum, rum, rum, rum

Legend nodded,
a bottle of rum,
The sloop and brig joined too,
a bottle of rum

I played my drum with him,
a bottle of rum
I dropped my quest for him,
a bottle of rum,
bottle of rum,
bottle of rum

Then he betrayed me,
a bottle of rum,
Alliance was done

Join, they told me,
a bottle of rum,
Now I'm in the sea,
a bottle of rum

Me and my drum,
Me and my drum,
Me and my drum,
Me and my drum,
and a bottle of rum.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Krakens

It’s beginning to look a lot like Krakens
Everywhere you go

Take a look at the tentacles , it's attacking once again
With furious might and slimy ink that slows

It's beginning to look a lot like Krakens
Skelie Ships at every shore
But the explodiest sight to see is the horror that will be
On your ship floor

A pair of gold and shiny loots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Birds that'll talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And Bob and Rob can hardly wait for it to storm again

It's beginning to look a lot like Krakens
Everywhere you go
There's a Meg in the shores o’ plenty , one in the wilds as well
It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the cove

It's beginning to look a lot like Krakens
Soon the guns will shoot
And the thing that will make 'em sing is the fire that you bring
Right within your heart

It's beginning to look a lot like Krakens
Skelie Ships at every shore
But the explodiest sight to see is the horror that will be
On your own ship floor

Sure there are Krakens, once more

"If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?" -- Marshall Mathers III

This is for you, Spinal...

To the tune of I Saw Three Ships:

I saw three sloops come sailing in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three sloops come sailing in
On Christmas Day in The Wilds

And where did sail those sloops all three
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
Oh where did sail those sloops all three
On Christmas Day in The Wilds

They crashed right into Dagger Tooth
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
They crashed right into Dagger Tooth
On Christmas Day in The Wilds

And all the pirates patched the holes
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
And all the pirates patched the holes
On Christmas Day in The Wilds

And all the treasure got cashed in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
And all the treasure got cashed in
On Christmas Day in The Wilds

So let us all toast grog again
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
So let us all toast grog again
On Christmas Day in The Wilds

I saw three sloops come sailing in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three sloops come sailing in
On Christmas Day in The Wilds

@sshteeve thanks for suggestin I should enter me Christmas shanty on here, that ye think it be good enough does bring me much cheer. There’s so many great ones already I see, and it’s an honour just to be in such talented company 🍻

Shanty Special - Pirate Christmas

I'm Dreamin of a pirate Christmas,
out on the sea that I've watched grow.
Where the waves will glisten,
and a new ship I'll christen,
with lots of Gilded Quest cargo.

I'm Dreamin of a Pirate Christmas,
with every cursed ship that I sight.
When their lights seem so festive,
their aggression I can forgive,
and sing them jingles as we fight.

I'm Dreamin of a Pirate Christmas,
while on the hunt for gold I go.
When I dig for treasure,
it gives me pleasure,
to hear that thud from down below.

I'm Dreamin of a Pirate Christmas,
with every 'nanna that I bite.
Soon I'll be drunk and merry,
though I'll not touch the sherry,
for grog be the only thing that's right.

I'm Dreamin of a Pirate Christmas,
and I really want ye all to know.
How ye've made me year,
by acceptin me on here,
and how it's left me heart aglow.

I'm Dreamin of a Pirate Christmas,
with every shanty that I write.
And though I might not be sailin that night...
I hope that all of yer Christmases are bright.

Cap’n “Scruffy” Beardstroker

This song is a celebration of a pirate becoming a legend and how I feel what pirate legends are supposed to bring to others.

Do You Hear What I hear?

Said the ocean current to the little crab
Do you see what I see
Way up on the waves little crab
Do you see what I see
A ship, a ship
Sailing in the night
With a wake as big as a wave
With a wake as big as a wave

Said the little crab to the skeleton
Do you hear what I hear
Sounding through the waves skeleton
Do you hear what I hear
A tune, a tune
Lilting above the spray
With a voice as big as the sea
With a voice as big as the sea

Said the skeleton to the Pirate Lord
Do you know what I know
In your mighty sea Pirate Lord
Do you know what I know
A legend, a legend
Rising from the fog
Let us bring him titles and gold
Let us bring him titles and gold

Said the Lord to the pirates everywhere
Listen to what I say
Watch for him pirates everywhere
Listen to what I say
The legend, the legend
Sailing through the night
He will give us treasure and light
He will give us treasure and light

He will give us treasure and light