Pirate Space Program

  • I was on an island digging up a chest and as I return to my ship my ship begins floating into the sky. Anyone up for a pirate space program?

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  • It might work....

    It is funny the first time you see it happen, like w*f....
    ... the second time.... you start to see the beauty in it's madness.
    Somehow it makes sense & and all is calm. Magical!!

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  • Ok, let's do the math

    The moon is 385,000 km away from us. If we know that a galleon achieves a speed of 13 km / h, it would take 29 615 hours before we get there. That is 1 233 days. Now, at night the crew needs its rest so let's say that we only sail 12 hours a day and so it will take 2 466 days. On the other hand, we can only see the moon at night so it would be better if we sleep during the day. Anyway, in 8 years we are there.

    The only problem is that we can only take 100 bananas (+ 5 for each crewmember)!

    We will be long dead before we arrive...

    (If I have made a mistake, remember that I am a pirate and not a mathematician)

  • @captainnscurvy you could take banana crates with you as well.

  • Someone's gotta Kerbal Space Program the c**p outta this!

    Treasure Planet up in this b***h;

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