Salty pirates on sea there be
Almondbeard took their loot aplenty...
From shore to shore
Almondbeard wanted more...
Until the entire server d/c'd
He'll take your fort
Then laugh all the way to port
He be Almondbeard the Legendary
Ballad of Almondbeard (poem)
There once was a pirate Named AlmondBeard
who haunted the seas after a patch
while pirates this day didnt heed the warning
and all the loot off the server he snatched.These hindsight sailors, they be grim
crying more than a chest of sorrow,
they be fillin' Rare's email box to the brim,
and off to Fornite until tomorrow.
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