I am so mad I want my money back!!!

  • SERGENT COOTER

    So I went below deck to get some more bananas because I was starting to get hungry and they were all gone! I was like “hey where did all my bananas go? I can’t believe this! Where is my bananas!!!

    This game is so broken someone can just come on my boat and take all my bananas! I want my money back right meow!

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  • SERGENT COOTER

    Never mind I don’t want my money back anymore I found some more bananas!

  • FlipperSkate237
    Founder

    LOL is this a joke?

  • erikinthebakery
    Captain
    Founder

    The thinkg that I find more disturbing about this whole thing is someone ate the bananas from the ship. Do you have any idea how long those have been down there? EWWWW

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @flipperskate237

    No I was pretty mad. But then I found some floating around in barrels out in the middle of the ocean it was pretty crazy stuff! It was like the banana gods felt bad for me or something. Maybe rare did it so they don’t have to give me back my money?

  • Capt Baguette

    @sergent-c****r

    Man that's weird,
    I wanted my money back then I found golden bananas in my trashbin. I'm cool now.

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @capt-baguette
    I think it’s a conspiracy.....

  • SERGENT COOTER

    I figured out who stole my bananas !!!!! It was @clon3wolf and his gorilla warfare tactics!!!!

  • Nightfox3 II

    During the betas, the developer team mentioned other fruit would be joining the mighty banana after release. What happened to that?! So many broken promises, I truly do want my money back.

  • Shoff7321
    Marauder
    Insider

    @sergent-c****r said in I am so mad I want my money back!!!:

    So I went below deck to get some more bananas because I was starting to get hungry and they were all gone! I was like “hey where did all my bananas go? I can’t believe this! Where is my bananas!!!

    This game is so broken someone can just come on my boat and take all my bananas! I want my money back right meow!

    Well said. I wish they would just add an infinite banana mode

  • RyxanMar5848
    Rogue

    I know, all the evil bananas taking my bananas, we need a banana safe space because other bananas are mean.

  • TommyHangout
    Marauder
    Insider

    @sergent-c****r Damn, was hoping it was your bananas we ate. Me and my buddy boarded an enemy galleon and ate all their bananas at a skull fort.

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @shofficer

    Yes!!! Now we are on to something!

  • SN4RES

    @sergent-c****r Cats don't eat bananas!
    I smell something fishy...

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @erikinthebakery
    Ya and they we’re not theirs!

  • Cave Waverider
    Marauder
    Insider

    Yes! We have no bananas!

    We have no bananas today! ;-)

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @nightfox3-ii
    Ya I want some pomegranate!! Give me my pomegranate I need my antioxidants!!

  • BLOODFRENZY187
    Captain
    Insider
    Founder

    @sergent-c****r Lizard people and illuminati confirmed.

  • Twisp6753
    Seafarer
    Insider

    Someone posted a video on the subreddit of them getting revenge on a player by sneaking aboard and gobbling all their bananas surreptitiously under the stairs, perhaps someone was inspired to do the same to you.

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @twisping
    Was it my boat?

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @twisping
    It’s brown and made of wood.

  • Captain Aircool

    Where do the bananas go?

    You see a skeleton eat a banana...

    BUT WHERE DOES THE BANANA GO???

  • Vault Traveler

    Where did all the bananas gone? Young girls picked them in.

  • Myrm

    @nightfox3-ii said in I am so mad I want my money back!!!:

    During the betas, the developer team mentioned other fruit would be joining the mighty banana after release.

    AFTER release, not on release. ;-)

  • Altamita
    Marauder

    Why is the Banana's gone?

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @altamita
    Because some one took them.
    With out asking first.

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @doctor-n****e
    That’s a good question I have not thought of that.

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @altamita
    @clon3wolf Stole them.

  • erikinthebakery
    Captain
    Founder

    @sergent-c****r Maybe your bananas just teleported into the barrels... kind of like a little banana vacation!

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  • Rdizz
    Ship Mate
    Founder

    Well realistically Bananas are 16.67% of lootable objects currently in game. Let that sink in.

    Treasure
    Animals
    Skulls
    Planks
    Cannon balls
    Bananas

  • SERGENT COOTER

    @rdizz
    Don’t forget books and bottles!

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