Wanted Poster Generator

  • AmazonEliza
    Founder

    WANTED!!
    "Amazon" Eliza Creststeel

    For: Piracy on the High Seas, Mayhem, Debauchery, Wanton Endangerment, Robbery, Singing Sea Chanteys out of tune, and Gator 'Rasslin' without A License.

    Reward: A good feeling in your heart and bus fare.

  • WolfPack523
    Marauder
    Founder

    @AmazonEliza I love that you added bus fare

  • Toomanie
    Ship Mate
    Founder

    Wanted Toomanie

    For playing the same sea shanty for three hours!

  • AmazonEliza
    Founder

    @WolfPack523 - Gotta make hauling me in worth your while.

  • AmazonEliza
    Founder

    @Toomanie - if it's We Shall Sail Together, I could do that.

  • WolfPack523
    Marauder
    Founder

    @AmazonEliza Pfft, i'm a pretty lazy guy. I hear the ferry of the Damned is free

  • Kueblaikhan
    Marauder
    Founder

    @Musicmee This is great! I like it.

    Except I am not sure how to change my pose for my avatar. Right now, he looks terribly sad.

    It should read, "For finding out you didn't make this Alpha round".

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  • Kueblaikhan
    Marauder
    Founder

    @Musicmee as for suggestions for wanted captions:

    Wanted:

    For forgetting to provision the grog
    For speaking only with, "Garrrrr"
    For playing mumblety-peg with the ship's cat
    For crimes against animals
    For forgetting the treasure location

  • Musicmee
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    Deckhand

    @AmazonEliza @Kueblaikhan Thanks for the suggestions guys!!! I have added most of them to the list.

  • WolfPack523
    Marauder
    Founder

    For honestly playing Liars Dice

  • W1NTRSLD3R
    Founder

    Ahoy!
    May I have one that reads...
    "WANTED...
    For Not Trusting His Own Mind".

    Thanks mate.
    #apirateslifeforme ☠⚓

  • Musicmee
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    @WolfPack523 @W1NTRSLD3R
    Ahoy you two! I have added both of them to the list!

  • Musicmee
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    Deckhand

    Wanted for "Not being able to download the game in time" seems popular!

  • RuleOverYou
    Founder

    @Musicmee

    can I have:

    "Wanted... for not having Xbox Live Gold subscription"

  • Musicmee
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    Deckhand

    @RuleOverYou It's now in the list matey :) Good luck finding it...

  • Quixter
    Captain
    Insider
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    For forgetting to mark the map with an X

  • Musicmee
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    Deckhand

    @Quixter Your wish is my command... now in the list :)

  • Darkfoge317
    Founder

    Wanted: For protecting Skeletons.
    Wanted: For poaching Sharks.
    Wanted: For stealing the captain's hat.

    And finally:
    Wanted: For shooting the barkeep.
    (Because who hasn't tried it?)

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  • Musicmee
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    Deckhand

    @Darkfoge317 All nice suggestions matey! They are all now in the list. Thanks :)

  • Musicmee
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    Evening all! Hope you all had an amazing weekend, especially if this weekend was your maiden voyage in the alpha sessions.

    To celebrate... I have added the following phrase to the poster machine.

    https://sotpirat.es/musicmee.png

  • DaymanLP

    Looks great! :D

  • DaymanLP

    AHAHAHAHAH alt text

  • Musicmee
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    Deckhand

    @DaymanLP Hahhahaha :P You wait 'til you get to snake island ay @Tartansnake-8 ;)

  • Tartansnake
    Commander
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    Deckhand

    @DaymanLP - Welcome to the Snakes for Snake Island movement! We will have our snakes!

    What do we want ... SNAKES!
    When do we want them ... NOW!

    Gimme an s ... S
    Gimme an n ... N
    Gimme an a ... A
    Gimme a k ... K
    Gimme an e ... E
    Gimme an s ... S

    What's that spell, snakes.
    I can't hear you ... WHAT DOES THAT SPELL!!!
    S-N-A-K-E-S !!!!!!!!!!

    http://i63.tinypic.com/spbxue.jpg

    Was that a bit too much?

  • DaymanLP

    @Tartansnake-8 it's genius :D

  • Musicmee
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    @Tartansnake-8 The Snakes for Snake Island Movement... is it free to join?

  • MAREK I4O8
    Master
    Founder

    @Musicmee thank you for that ;)
    https://sotpirat.es/marek i4O8.png

    Official SOT Timekeeper MAREK I4O8

  • Musicmee
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    Deckhand

    @MAREK-I4O8 More accurate than a Rolex watch this man! And worth a lot more!

  • DuMy2008
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    Boatswain
    Founder

    @Musicmee @MAREK-I4O8 A rolex is a lot more pleasant to look at though :P

  • KattTruewalker
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    Deckhand

    @MAREK-I4O8 That is awesome.

  • NGM Sunday
    Founder

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    Ayylmao but nah this is cool (Hopefully we get real wanted posters in game wink wink Rare)

  • Musicmee
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    @WARCHESTER69 @Log-Sunday Hahahaha nice work guys! Love the posters, glad you like them too!

  • FrostBiter117
    Founder

    This is really cool. I'm going to try it right now. I think. Maybe. If I have time
    And here it is!
    https://sotpirat.es/wanted-59823e54563d4.png

  • Musicmee
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    Ahoy @FrostBiter117!

    Nice poster... not sure how many times you have fallen off the crows next but looks like its a lot!

  • Musicmee
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    Deckhand

    Ahoy, all! Just to let you know I have changed the design of the posters. Hope you like the changes and improvements.

    https://sotpirat.es/musicmee.png

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