There we be, leagues away from home, a cursed mermaid of red in sight, chests safely nestled in the bowels of our ship when suddenly - SILENCE! Mics gone quiet, and before me eyes, I witness my crew light a keg and blow our booty to the depths, such depravity! MADMEN! A ruby red jewel lost forever!
Who else has had a run in with the Cabin Fever?
