we all have to eat from time to time. And some of us even prepare the food for ourselves. Let's share your creations. Doesn't matter if it's breakfast, lunch, snack or dinner.
I'll start. I was a bit bored today and ended up creating the ugliest burger ever. Let me guide you through the process.
First of all, it's raining outside, so lets make the burger inside this time. The most important part is to be hungover. So make a small cup of coffee first: hairy adult male hand for scale
Then, you need to realize, that your ex took all of your good knives, when she moved out and all your remaining knives are in terrible condition, so sharpen them a bit.
Now, you don't want to eat just a burger, you'll want some steak fries with it. So get yourselves some potatoes.
Season them with whatever you like, mix with your hands and a bit of oil. Wash your hands, so you can take a picture of them. Put them in the oven, since they'll take a while to get done. Now take them out again and wash your hands one more time, because you forgot to take that picture.
Choose what type of meat you want. I went with Beef Chuck.
Now, take out that old meat grinder your grandma gave you. It's perfect for this, because if you weren't hungry, as soon as you're done with this, you will be. If you don't have enough meet, add some of your fingers, with this grinder, it's easy.
Mix in some seasoning if you want, and don't forget to make the shape of patties as ugly as possible.
Now, check your fridge for beer, realize you have only one bottle left.
Run outside to get some more. Realize it's raining, return to change your clothes and get an umbrella. Run outside again, buy beer, restock fridge.
Gather ingredients for homemade sauce. Pickles are important, preferably those, that are as sour as your ex.
Put the finished sauce in fridge for now.
How can you make a hangover burger without bacon? Well, you can't.
Caramelize some chopped onions. I like to do that with butter and add a bit of sugar.
Have a beer, you deserve it.
if you're under the legal age limit for your country, have a coke or something. If you're from US, have some water, taste will be pretty much the same as your beer.
Shred some lettuce (or use a whole one, up to you), and get some tomatoes, I only had little ones.
Grilling time! If you haven't, add salt and pepper now. After one side is done, add a slice of cheddar on top. (don't forget to take a picture...)
Slice the buns, put a bit of butter on them and grill.
also make sure, that one side is almost burned and the other is raw, so it's really ugly
Assemble buger, take your sauce out of the fridge, take out those slightly burned fries that you forgot in the oven.
Attempt to make an artistic picture, by slicing the burger, open another beer and enjoy your meal.