AHOY THERE! This be Captain Sillybeard! Many moons ago, my crew and I sailed across the ocean blue, pillaging and raising the fires of violence against any and all pirates (lest you were spared, only by gifting us a chicken as tribute.) Since those days, my former crew has moved on to other endeavours and I am in need of a new crew.
Who be willing to bring me aboard, or sail under new management?
